Top 5 Funny Horse Racing Quotes

Top 5 Funny Horse Racing Quotes  A horse doesn’t know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track –
Diane Crump

 

“This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.” – Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator

 

 

 

A good jockey doesn’t need orders and a bad jockey couldn’t carry them out anyway; so it’s best not to give them any –
Lester Piggott

 

My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!” – Henny Youngman

 

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle. – Ian Fleming

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