Top 5 Funny Horse Racing Quotes

Top 5 Funny Horse Racing Quotes

A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track - Diane Crump   "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." - Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator       A good jockey doesn't need orders and a bad jockey couldn't carry them out anyway; so it's…
Flooring Porter

Flooring Porter

Trained by Gavin Cromwell in Navan, Co. Meath, Flooring Porter is a 7-year-old gelding, by leading National Hunt sire Yeats, who has the distinction of being the first horse since Big Buck's, in 2012, to win back-to-back renewals of the Stayers' Hurdle at the Cheltenham Festival. Foaled on May 12, 2015, Flooring Porter made his racecourse debut as a 4-year-old, already gelded, in a maiden hurdle at Cork…

Arsenal v Brighton & Hove Albion

With the title challenge almost certainly over with now, Arsenal come into this one knowing they need to keep winning just to keep pace with Manchester City in the hope they make a rare mistake or two. A home game against a Brighton and Hove Albion team who just got thrashed 5-1 is a hard game, though, with the Seagulls looking to make up for what was probably…

Manchester City v Leeds United

If you could pick a game to have as your first in a new job, away to Manchester City would be pretty far down the list. Sam Allardyce steps into the fire as Leeds United job, managing the biggest club he has ever been involved with. Can Big Sam find something in his favour in this crucial first match? Manchester City News Expect City to line up in…

Argentina v Saudi Arabia

As a game that immediately screams ‘Lionel Messi for top scorer’, Argentina playing Saudi Arabia on opening match of a FIFA World Cup throws up some great opportunities. This game is going to come with some very intriguing match-ups, but the simple fact is that for all of the results Saudi get in the Asian conference they very rarely bring that with them to the biggest stage. They…