A horse doesn’t know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track –
Diane Crump
“This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.” – Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator
A good jockey doesn’t need orders and a bad jockey couldn’t carry them out anyway; so it’s best not to give them any –
Lester Piggott
My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!” – Henny Youngman
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle. – Ian Fleming